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[ringringring]

[Dammit, and he'd just curled up to take a nap, too.]

[Picks up, sounding suspiciously like a very grumpy Luke; only half here.]

What do you want?

[oh that's not good]

--fon fabre?

..Ahem, good evening sir, is there an 'Asch' available?

[No it's not.]

[Did she just say...? ...Maybe he imagined it. He was busy contemplating simply hanging up.]

...

You're speaking to him. What do you want?

[oh thank god it's not Luke]

Hello, sir! My name is Tae and I'm calling you to offer the special opportunity to own the new ChopPro Kitchen Knife Set, a value of over 500 credits that you can own now for just the low price of 199 credits!

I don't need any kitchen knives.

Are you sure? Even if you have some now, I can assure you they'll never be half as good as these ones! They have a lifetime guarantee of sharpness! They can even cut through cans with no problem!

[Well... a set of sharp knives could be useful...]

[I have a secret to confess. Asch is not so great with money, really. Especially if he can be convinced that the item in question would benefit him. ~~Or if his pride's at stake.~~]

...

Assume I was to purchase a set, used them only in the kitchen, and they became dull despite the guarantee. Would the company replace them or return my credit?

A new knife will be sent free of charge to replace it!

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Fine! I'll take them.
But only ONE set.

yo
you asch ?

I am. Who wants to know?

ive been talking to arietta & i know luke

just curious - you hate luke ?

I should think I have more than enough reason to despise him for the rest of my life.

Why?

cuz i do too

i killed him once

Yeah, a lot of good that did.

the ship brought him back to life

he dissolved into green sparkly shit when he died - that cuz he a replica ?

As I said, a lot of good that did.

How do you know about replicas?

a girl w/ a bird and a stone told me

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Do you mean Arietta? You said you've been talking to her.

she gave me clues but i put it together myself

did luke hurt you ?

That's none of your business.

he made you suffer yeah ?
me too

Don't compare me to you.

everyons pain feels the same

It's not the same.

pain is pain and blood is blood
deal w/ it

you wanna help me or not

You've yet to provide me with a reason why it wouldn't be a complete waste of my time to work with you.

ive delivered once without any information
after all if your out to kill him i beat you to it

Killing him first doesn't give you bragging rights, considering he was brought back anyhow.

Killing him is meaningless.

If you did the deed once, people no doubt already suspect you'll try pulling something else. Besides, I know more about that reject than you do.

and i know more about this place than you do

yeah thats what i thought
your just another kid who fell for his charm and his false idea of hope
forget it

You might, and you might not.

Humph. I actually fell for the dreck's goody-two-shoes act? That's news to me.

nah
im one of the only ones that didnt

w/e your a disappointment its okay dont feel too bad

What a shame.

Normally you don't call someone a disappointment when you're trying to convince him to join your cause.

Just who do you think I am? I'm in no way inferior to Luke, and unlike you, I know all of his weaknesses. He's nothing more than a second-rate copy.

nah you dont know all his weaknesses you aint been here long enough
that was only part of his life

dont worry about it kid you cant handle it

You see, that's where you're wrong. I do know all of his weaknesses. He's my replica.

Not only that, Luke believes I'm on his side.

[ DING DING DING JUST WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR ... er, read ]

now why would he think your on his side

Because he's an idiot.

now that i cant argue with

Some people have.

the ignorant tend to follow the fucking stupid after all

The ignorant tend to follow the most convenient path.

~~[Hello Score, I'm looking at you.]~~

basically the same thing aint it

Not always.

whatever man

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